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mandag den 22. december 2008

To The Middle

"To the middle," the knight screamed, unsheathed his sword and dashed straight for the dragon that was eating the virgin. It shook its head, and her left toe was flung in a high arch through the air and hit right in the screaming, metal-encapsulated heroes wide open mouth, causing him to fall to the ground and suffer a horrible axfictiative death, when the very long and untended toenail got utterly stuck in the very tender center of his breathing apparatus.

Pedicure is not to be taken lightly.

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